I got in trouble.

Prosecution says I "deadied" Mom and Dad's blanket and was "ugly" to my sister Xena and "attacked" my sister Lucy when I came out of my kennel this morning. The jury of my peers - which also consisted of my victims, umm, I mean accusers - found me guilty of all charges.

Mom said don't do the crime if you can't serve the time. I sure hope I get out in time for supper.

XOXOXOXOX Chia, the imprisoned.