Lucy, Ace Reporter, here with the newest news on the Border Crossings. A rabbit was sighted crossing our property border early last week. Xena, can you tell us more about what happened? Xena: Yes, thank you, Lucy. I and my sisters were watching…
Lucy, Ace Reporter, here with the newest news on the Border Crossings. A rabbit was sighted crossing our property border early last week. Xena, can you tell us more about what happened?
Xena: Yes, thank you, Lucy. I and my sisters were watching out the window for passersby to bark at when suddenly a bunny leaped out of the woods that define our property border on the north. The bunny hopped along our road border to the west and into our front yard. I quickly called for a meeting of the pack, as a decision had to be made. It was difficult to come to an agreement, as everyone was yelling at the top of their voices.
Lucy: Yes, I heard - and was a part of - all the commotion. What happened next.
Xena: It was a difficult decision. Was the bunny smuggling things into our yard? Was it going to try to hurt us? Why couldn't it just stay in the woods where it belonged? It would have been so easy to chase the bunny and try to catch it. Fresh meat, you know. In the end, we all agreed that the bunny deserved the same rights as we had. The right to live in peace and eat our grass and move about in our yard without fear.
So we opened our borders to the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
Lucy: That was a kind and smart decision we all made, and ended well for everyone. This is Lucy, Ace Report...
Xena: Wait, Lucy. Did you forget what happened a couple of days afterward? Word got out that we have open borders, and a different kind of immigration started. We started taking turns as border watchers. Remember? I've got this picture of you as a "watcher."
A couple of days later it was Riley's turn. That's when the next property border crossing happened.
Here's what he saw..
Lucy: It sure does look like we've become a diversified property!
Chia, Riley, Xena and Lucy, with liberty and free grass for all!
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